get well soon! here’s some plant reproductive organs!

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

If you’re a more auditory person like me and/or words give you a hard time this website can convert webpages, pdfs, etc. to mp3 or just play them for you so you can just listen to your news, fanfiction, etc. Thought this might help a few people out

bewbin:

precumming:

how do bugs get to the 5th floor of a building 

determination 

nobodyontheice:

peach94:

COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me

Scientifically and psychologically speaking, long periods of physical contact or just closeness stimulate chemicals in the brain that promote trust. If you’ve ever slept while cuddling somebody you just met, you know how incredibly comfortable you feel with them after you wake up, as if you’ve known each other for years. So yes, a long nap together is actually the ideal date if your goal is a relationship based on trust.

gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

elfearsandeyeliner:

wHY DOES THIS LOOK LIKE APH AUSTRIA. liKE IS IT AUSTIN POWERS OR AXIS POWERS.

au8:

listoflifehacks:

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I swear people who follow listoflifehacks will be the most prepared for a zombie apocalypse

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